After a Thai man was arrested for setting fire
to cars he confessed that he did it because the sound of police
sirens made him cum his pants.
So in order to get off he got into the habit of setting fire to
people's cars, buying a beer and then calling the police.
He would watch as the flashing lights and sirens from the police
and fire trucks approached and cum his pants.
Damn, I wish it was that easy.
He told the police that he was really stressed from work and had
a terrible headache. He said that setting fire to shit calms him
He also confessed to arson attacks on two trucks and another car
on the same night, reports the Kom Chad Luek newspaper.
Police added that he had been in jail for two years on a similar
charge and after his release got a job a volunteer fireman in Udonthani