contents
site related
special features
RSS Feed
about 8bm
favorite sites
Search 8BM.com for all of our older stories.
Raw DOGMA
Korean men cut off their own fingers in protest.
"raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
As if I needed evidence to shed the doubt that Asians culture produces the most melodramatic people on earth, twenty South Korean men chopped off their little fingers on Monday in protest to the Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi visit to a Tokyo shrine to war dead. Using small guillotines and shouting slogans each man cut off one finger while showing no sign of pain.

According to Reuters, the protest, triggered by Japan's war-time atrocities in occupied Korea, failed to stop Koizumi from paying homage at Yasukuni.

So far Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi has had a man perform harakiri on himself during one of his speeches, numerous people jump off balconies and shit, and now he's got huge cock diesel Koreans cutting their fingers off to protest him visiting a war shrine. I hate to see the numbers of the lame, maimed and dead that he left in the wake at every one of his campaign stops. I can just see his motorcade rolling down the streets with people lined up on the side walk setting themselves on fire with blow torches and blowing their brains out all over each other as he rides past waving to the people from the sunroof on his limousine with
"
Who Let The Dogs Out?" blaring from the speakers.

That is the problem with drama. Koizumi still visited the war shrine and all you have to show for it are 20 Bolo Yeung impersonators with a nubs on each hand.
same difference

Asian Culture If You Ask Me Is Just Too Goddamn Dramatic
I can't stand Dubya's social policies but I'll be damned if you see me tossing myself off an over pass because he won't sign the patients bill of rights into legislation.


source: Reuters
Comments on this article please send to rawdogma@8bm.com
"Raw" written by Nkrumah Shabazz Steward, creator, 8bm.com

FAQ | terms | privacy | copyright | jobs | CONTACT © 2005 8BM.COM LLC.