Germans Think They're Well-Hung - But They're Not
"raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
|If you gave men a choice between having a freakishly small penis and a freakishly large penis, and told these men that both penises would force 99% of women that laid eyes on it to refuse to sleep with you, 99% of men would still chose to have the freakishly large penis.
Whether or not having an elephant trunk in your pants or not gave women any perceptible added sexual pleasure during sex, men would still want a donkey cock.
That’s just how we are. Its how our brains are wired.
Apparently German men think they are the Mandingo of the Aryan world.
Its been a little while since Germany has decided that the world would be better off with them ruling it.
Maybe this is how it starts.
Reuters is reporting that most German men wear condoms that are too big for them because they think they are well-hung but they are not.
"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS Day. “Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large", he said.
Personally I would have figured that most men lie about the size of their penises regardless of where they are from and that wearing condoms that are too big for them would be the norm, and it probably is the norm, which makes it all that much worse when you get called out for doing it the most.
There is entirely too much information out there in the world nowadays.
I can’t wait until this super volcano at Yellowstone goes off, kills off most of the planet so we can go back to the days when most things never got reported because people didn’t know it was going on and we all lived blissfully in a world of our creation.