UK Government Report Says No Evidence of Aliens Exists
"raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Again, a government agency has assured us that we have absolutely nothing to worry about when it comes to alien invasions because according to them, there is no proof and has never been any proof of alien life forms visiting the planet earth.
Apparently they just hover over our heads and perform aerial maneuvers that go beyond the technological capabilities of even our most sophisticated air craft, but they never land anywhere, so there ya go.
Nothing to worry about.
The 400-page report entitled Unidentified Aerial Phenomena in the UK puts it very matter-of-factly that: "No evidence exists to suggest that the phenomena seen are hostile or under any type of control, other than that of natural physical forces."
Ok, move along. There is nothing else to see here.
The four year, 400 page study was kept secret by the UK government for six years and even the identity of the man who wrote it has been kept secret.
The report notes that “People who claim to have had a "close encounter" are often difficult to persuade that they did not really see what they thought they saw.”
If I were abducted by an extraterrestrial alien, brought kicking and screaming into his space craft and violated in ways that even make convicts nauseous, I would hope that someone who
1) wasn’t there when I was snatched up
2) believes that everything I saw including the lights on the bottom of the UFO and pulled me from my car and up into the UFO was really swamp gas
3) came into this thinking I was a kook in the first place, would have a hard time trying to convincing me that I didn’t get ass raped.
But this report still offers an explanation as to why these people are so sure that they were violated on these spacecraft…
"The close proximity of plasma related fields can adversely affect a vehicle or person," states the report.
You’ve got to be kidding me.
Well if plasma fields are related this all of this, then I guess you just inadvertently discovered what kind of ray gun these aliens are zapping people with when they render them helpless before they carry them off into their ships.
Plasma ray guns.
How can natural atmospheric phenomenon make you believe that some watermelon headed alien with a single eye in the center of its forehead shoved an ice cold metallic object so far up your ass that your you could see your own breath?
Before they write reports like this, they should write another report first explaining how swamp gas or physical, electrical and magnetic phenomena in the atmosphere, mesosphere and ionosphere can suck every single drop of blood of the blood out of their cattle in the middle of the night and leave them completely bloodless and deflated in their fields.
source: UFO study finds no sign of aliens, BBC, May 07, 2005