RAW DOGMA                                                                       written by Nkrumah Steward
God Fails To Save Idiot From Lion, sez “I don’t repeat my Miracles”
"raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

Prince was once asked why he didn’t just keep making albums like Purple Rain, instead of electing to always try new sounds time and time again, and he responded that he could’ve written 15 more albums just like Purple Rain, but as an artist he wanted to push himself new directions. In short, he doesn’t like to repeat himself.
Well God must understand where Prince is coming from.
Note to Jesus Freaks out there, don’t ask God to step in from you slicing your son’s throat (Abraham), keeping you alive if you get swallowed whole by a whale (Jonah) or stop wild lions from mauling you to death if you ever find yourself inside of a lions den (Daniel).
He's been there and done that.
YOu get swallowed by a whale, well, your on your own.
A man climbed down into a lion’s den at Kiev zoo the other day and shouted “God will save me, if he exists”.
If you ask me, he should’ve come up with better conditions.
Like, If this Lion can get to me before I climb back up this rope then there is no God. Then I would’ve climbed right back out of that pit.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," an official for the zoo told Reuters.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
And that was all she wrote.
He was as dead as God, well, at least according to Nietzsche.
I know Jesus freaks will try to distance themselves from this guy by saying that you aren’t supposed to test God, so this guy actually got what he deserved by trying to put God on the spot.
But you know as well as I do that if these Lions would have somehow, miraculously not come within 20 yards of this guy, without exception to denomination, every Christian faith in the world would have been heralding this as proof of the existence of God.
Personally, those of us that believe in God realize that whether or not this guy was mauled by a wild animal has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not God exists.
All this proves is that God might have reconsidered his long standing policy of protecting fools and drunks.

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source: Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God, Reuters, Jun 5, 2006
same difference

God tells man to kill leopard’s with his bare hands
"It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping," he told the daily Standard newspaper.

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