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Urban Legend My Ass…Real life Monster terrorizes Maine

For the past 15 years a creature has been terrorizing Androscoggin County, Maine eating neighbors dogs and scaring the Jesus out of people that got in its way.
Literally.
The people say that “Jesus walks with me” never ran into this thing.
I have no idea what it must feel like to believe that you have an actual real life monster roaming your neighborhood.
I watch a lot of horror movies. That is one of the first things that a new girlfriend notices about me when we first start dating, I always want to go see a horror flick.
But despite my love for scary movies I can’t even begin to imagine what it would feel like to actually be in a real life situation like that where it’s just understood that something is out there stalking you in the middle of night.
This monster that was terrorizing Androscoggin County, Maine supposedly had eyes that would glow at night and gave off chilling monstrous cries that would make your skin crawl.
Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump.
What was that?
That was the sounds of “for sale” signs going up all over the neighborhood.
Now that is racism for you. A black family moves into the subdivision and people all over the block start trying to sell their homes before the property values go down, but having a damn man-eating, eye glowing creature from hell roaming the country-side eating things that it has no business eating and no one even thinks of moving.
Well now I see where I rank.
Well thanks to a motorist not paying attention to the road on Route 4, the good people of Androscoggin County, Maine are going to be able to sleep easy tonight.
The carcass of a huge, rare, wolf-dog hybrid was found on the side of the road that witnesses describe as half rodent – half dog.
Cryptozoologist that saw this thing were even bothered by the way it looked. Having only seen pictures of creatures that resembled this creature from pictures taken by hunters who’ve killed similar beasts that they couldn’t identify either.
One resident which saw it in her backyard just 10 days earlier while it was still alive described it as, evil looking.
"It was evil, evil looking. And it had a horrible stench I will never forget," she told the Sun Journal of Lewiston. "We locked eyes for a few seconds and then it took off. I've lived in Maine my whole life and I've never seen anything like it."
This creature was charcoal gray, weighed between 40 and 50 pounds had a bushy tail, a short snout, short ears and curled fangs hanging over its lips, said Mike O'Donnell a resident who actually saw the monster. It looked like "something out of a Stephen King story. This is something I've never seen before. It's an evil-looking thing," he said.
Call it what you want. Say what you want but if this thing was terrorizing some country in the third world, it would’ve been eating more than Doberman pinchers and Rot wielders.
No one would’ve believed it existed. Western scientists would have scoffed and laughed under their breath as they documented the “eye witness” accounts of this grotesque creature that they claim would’ve been eating their pets, livestock, and probably even their children.
But the shit happens in Maine, and well, even Cryptozoologist turn out and run DNA tests on the thing.
But that is just another benefit of living in the bosom of civilization, people believe you.

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