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Bad Luck

when things happen to you that would be hilarious if they were happening to someone else.


A stuck up, usually rich girl who is flighty, self-absorbed with maintaining her social status in her clique. In high school she will sit on no less than 108 extracurricular activity groups. She only dates jocks and others of like high school status. Has been sucking the cocks of the affluent boys in the neighborhood since she was 11 but considers herself "so not a slut" cause "it's only messing around." It helps if she is stupid, but not at all necessary.  She cannot handle criticism in any way. She blames her bulimia on her inability to have a body like Brittany Spears. Counting down the days until daddy buys her boob implants.

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